Stumbling Toward Sarcasm
Someone kept it klassy at Target today …

Someone kept it klassy at Target today …

Holy crap!!

The plows missed a spot #cyclistproblems #Minnesota

The plows missed a spot #cyclistproblems #Minnesota

luvsmesumedward:

"You wanna mama bird me the cookie…"

luvsmesumedward:

"You wanna mama bird me the cookie…"

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blackproverbs:

thetruessence:

Please support this petition if you agree that George Zimmerman is not a celebrity, instead he is a murderer!

We need 200 more supporters by the end next week!
http://www.change.org/petitions/damon-feldman-discontinue-george-zimmerman-boxing-match?share_id=AjqtoVWxgX&utm_campaign=share_button_action_box&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=share_petition


PLEASE REBLOG AND SIGN THIS REAL SHIT.

YOU CAN VOTE TO GET JUSTIN BEIBER’S WACK ASS OUT THE COUNTRY BUT NOT THIS COME OONNNNN BOOST IT TO HIGH HELL 

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

blackproverbs:

thetruessence:

Please support this petition if you agree that George Zimmerman is not a celebrity, instead he is a murderer!

We need 200 more supporters by the end next week!

http://www.change.org/petitions/damon-feldman-discontinue-george-zimmerman-boxing-match?share_id=AjqtoVWxgX&utm_campaign=share_button_action_box&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=share_petition

PLEASE REBLOG AND SIGN THIS REAL SHIT.

YOU CAN VOTE TO GET JUSTIN BEIBER’S WACK ASS OUT THE COUNTRY BUT NOT THIS COME OONNNNN BOOST IT TO HIGH HELL 

Arrogance

When answering an [online dating service] question about which of four traits is the sexiest, and deciding a partner’s preference toward you is irrelevant because you’re skilled in all of them. 

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Winter Warrior?

How I feel when I do winter exercise. 

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How I look when I do winter exercise. 

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In my head today

OKAY TUMBLR. IT’S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL

batmansymbol:

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “JIF.”

NOT GIF,

JIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

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